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i found a bar tonight where i can drink a lot of Stella for real cheap and after 10pm or something they give away free food, including some of the best mashed potatoes i've had in a long time. they have traces of cheese in them and taste a lot like cheez-its. the only downside was these two girls showed up and were dj-ing the hiphop hits of 2003 with compact discs. clearly dj fuckhead has opened an academy and has proteges. if not for them we would have stayed and this bar would have five star potential.